i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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