Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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