Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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