You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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