I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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