Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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