Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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