Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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