Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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