Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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