After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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