People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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