Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.