How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i wish my penis had a tongue
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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