Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(208): View more from Idaho

bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Haha, bad night?

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(925): View more from California

I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag

(508): View more from Massachusetts

I need new friends

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(530): View more from California

There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them

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(435): View more from Utah

this will be a night to untag.

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(248): View more from Michigan

There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style

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(614): View more from Ohio

We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.

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