..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
