My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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