I'm drive I can fine osifer
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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