all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize