something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
we should paint friendship bongs
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