we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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