The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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