One girl and one boy is just not enough.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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