The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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