i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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