Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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