Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
