We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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