I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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