Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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