Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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