Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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