I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Randomize
