And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
