I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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