Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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