My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
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did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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