I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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