OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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