I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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