please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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