I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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