everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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