i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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