drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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