Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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