Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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