Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
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I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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