Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
