He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I deserve this hangover.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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