I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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