Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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