Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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