Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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