is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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