Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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